(Setting: Sitting on my lap, giving me one of her KAM-size hugs)
Kam: "Momma, I miss Jesus" (sniff, sniff)
Me: "Oh Sweetheart, Jesus loves you very much."
Kam: "Momma, When are you going to get dead?"
Me: "I don’t know Sweetie, why do you ask?
Kam: "Well Momma…when you get dead then you can run really, really, really, really fast on dirt. Then, Jesus will come down and you won’t be dead anymore." (big smile)
(Setting: Watching rowing in the Olympics)
Kam: "Daddy, who is that?"
Daddy: "Those are the slow-pokes, Sweetie."(TV flashes to another boat)
Kam: "Daddy, are those ones the fast-pokes???"

















